Just a quick update on what the hap is with us as of now. We're currently in pre-production stages of recording our full length which has been scheduled for basic tracking on September 11th 2009. We have one more day to spend on scratch tracks and then we'll be on to getting drums and everything else in between. We also have two shows coming up in August back to back supporting local acts and their tour kick-offs!! That being said, we have new merch designs and have shirts as well as other miscellaneous SWAG for sale at shows and we're also setting up an online store! Shirts are 10 bucks, demos are 3, stickers, buttons, and patches all for a buck a piece or get everything for 15 bucks! It'll really help out in supporting our studio recordings so feel free to contact us via myspace until we get our online account all set up.

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I just wanted to say on behalf of everybody that we appreciate you coming out this weekend and thanks for all the positive support! We'll be playing a few shows in the next couple of weeks and will be looking to book more and more as the days progress farther into the summer months. We also added new patches to our arsenal of merchandise so be sure to pick some up next time you make it out! Special thanks to Heathen Shrine and KOK for helping us get on down to Portland and DESTROY!!! Also, don't forget to come out to the back to back benefit shows we'll be doing this month! Come help others in need who are in financial jeopardy due to the unjust of our healthcare system. I'm sure they'd appreciate it... -SALO

We are playing two shows this weekend. The first will be in Seattle at The Morgue, a new venue in Georgetown on Friday May 29th. Then the next night we will be playing with Heathen Shrine at The Bone Yard in Portland, Or on Saturday May 30th. Its gone be fucking savage.

Yes, he fucked us.. God did, with his bearded cock. Sorry everyone for the show on april 18th got canceled due to a couple reasons out of our control! Somthing about a fireman, a leaf blower, 2 eggs...duck eggs, a plastic flamingo, a bucket of nails, some tooth paste, father hernandez, english muffins, a school bus driver, a small child we mistook for a leprechaun, and of coures..... Sas. Corey is sitting on the couch, waiting to get schooled at griffey.

Some fucking exciting things are happening, new songs, a bunch o badass shows, and working on an independent label with our friends in Heathen Shrine. Any who look forward to the most insane festival ever, Fuck Life Festival, a two night band-stravagna we are putting together with Book of Black Earth, Heathen Shrine, and Scourge Schematic. Friday May 29th in Seattle, WA and Saturday May 30th in Portland, OR. Stay tuned for more details.

This is a new site in the works. Check back for changes/updates. Who knows what we might add. A couple ponies sucking off a giraffe... a giraffe going down on a couple of ponies... maybe while some homeless man watches and touches himself. Who knows. Could be anything. Probably just show updates though. Sorry.